I Sent Her a Dick Pic

I sent her a dick pic

I don't know if it was right

I was drunk

And high on ecstasy 

I was far from me

In a deep, deep fantasy

I don't know what to do now

But to sit on my chair uptight

I sent her a dick pic

I don't know if it was right 

I met her during my exchange

She's from the law school down the lane

She's that thin line between cute and spicy

Just the right beauty, just the right brain.

She's the free-est girl I've ever known

With a heart I couldn't resist,

We hug thrice daily and sometimes we kiss

We even share a 'fuck it list' !

She is as sweet as the sweetest girl there is

Oh, why did I have that bitter drink last night!

I sent her a dick pic

I don't know if it was right.

I'm the most me when I'm with her

She is the most in my life I'd ever want

We meet daily and talk about our darkest desires,

About dreams that dampen, and dreams that haunt

Yet the sweat on my palms makes me sick

I am unable to sleep through the night

I sent her a dick pic

I don't know if it was right.

Our friends ship us for all the right reasons

We are a pair that was meant to be.

Our flirts make the room hot with sexual tension

We talk thirsty and we talk kinky.

We're dating for two years now

And both of us have confessed,

We have dreams of sleeping together

Lying on the mattress, undressed.

And yet I fear I have taken it too far,

I regret having done this in hindsight

I sent her a dick pic

I don't know if it was right.

She is my go-to girl

She thinks I am the best man ever

I enjoy her for all her quirks

Her cuddles are what I want forever.

I have seen her cry, with her have I wept

Long past midnight, in my lap has she slept,

She cares for me more than I ever will

We love each other, it's just so perfect!

We've been together through our thin and thick

She knows me more than I might

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I sent her a dick pic

I don't know if it was right.