My left ear is feeling lonely today
Because my right ear left him at home
While going on a trip to Barcelona
To hear Messi score against West Brom
It came as a shock to him
Because they always finished each other's sentences
"How can my bestie break my trust
And travel alone to such long distances?"
"How can he forget those long walks
With Bear Grylls in the Amazon jungle?
How can he forget those times
When we vibed together to a silly jingle?"
"Did he forget those great memories
Of us enjoying Masterchef as a couple?
Did he not remember when we awwww-ed
When we saw cute puppies cuddle?"
"What about that day
When we fell in love with Queen,
And our cochleae swung in unison,
Every time Freddie came on screen?"
"When he'd say 'easy come',
I'd sing 'easy go'
When he'd say 'little high',
I'd sing 'little low' "
"Look at him today,
Happily listening to these podcasts
While I get to hear nothing
Why do I get to be the outcast?"
"This is enough, I'm done
If only you hear everything, what's the fun?
I feel left out, I hate my life
It sucks to be unable to listen to Maroon 5"
My left ear is sad, it feels all alone.
Maybe I should go buy new earphones.
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