Elbowlepsy

Elbowlepsy.

It makes you go aahh

It makes you go ouch

It makes your skin crawl

In your tiny elbow pouch

It comes when you're in public

It comes when you're alone

It comes when you're picking your nose

It comes when you're fiddling your phone

You're sitting at your lonely desk

Minding your own

When your arm strikes the chair handle

And it hits your funny bone

Elbowlepsy.

It makes you go aahh

It makes you go ouch

It makes your skin crawl

In your tiny elbow pouch

I pity your poor olecranon

That just got hit by a lightning bolt 

You gave yourself an electric shock

Of a gazillion electron volts

You barely hold it in and squeal

You want to scream and cry

You wear your agony on your face

That says "I'd rather die"

Elbowlepsy.

It makes you go aahh

It makes you go ouch

It makes your skin crawl

In your tiny elbow pouch

Your hands are shivering

Or that is what you feel

You embark on an acid trip

You vibrate head to heel

You've lost sight, your eyes black out

You've entered in perpetual daze

All you see around are squiggly lines

Your head's filled with curly waves

Elbowlepsy.

It makes you go aahh

It makes you go ouch

It makes your skin crawl

In your tiny elbow pouch

You press your elbow with all your might

You rub it with your palm

Your eyes are filled with tears of pain

You yell curses at your arm

And just as fast as it came

The pain goes away like poof

Your elbow just got trolled so bad

You sigh and let out an "Ufff"

Elbowlepsy.

It makes you go aahh

It makes you go ouch

It makes your skin crawl

In your tiny elbow pouch

- SS

Ps. I came up with the word “elbowlepsy” myself so any time you want to make use of this word to describe the feeling, keep in mind that I own the copyright :)